Number Two

Today my local RWA chapter had it’s 2nd Annual Author/Bookseller Reception, and while the turnout wasn’t what we’d hoped, it turned out very nicely. Last year we’d scheduled the reception in September, and while we were told by a large number of booksellers that they were very interested in attending, many said it was a very busy time for them, what with school book fairs and Christmas coming. So we only had booksellers from about eight stores in attendance. Still a very nice event.

This year, we solicited advice as to a better date and time. Sundays in the summer were recommended. So here we are, on a summer Sunday. We had RSVP’s from six booksellers this year–three showed up, although a couple of stores did send multiple representatives. Still a nice event. I just wish we’d had a better turn out. We have forty-one stores on our list here in the Houston area–you’d think we’d score a little more interest. No one from any of the Borders stores showed up (for the second year in a row), and only one bookseller from Barnes and Noble. The rest were independents. And they all left with goodie bags filled with author freebies, a list of our author websites, and some of Stephanie Bond’s suggetions for booksellers.

I’d mentioned I’d maybe be bringing a 7-layer dip, but remembering last year’s plethora of dips, decided to bring homemade cookies instead. Dismayed reaction as I came in the door: ‘I thought you were bringing the 7-layer dip!’ Apparently no one else had planned to bring any dips, so I and another member had to run to the store to get some premade 7-layer dip, tortilla chips, supplemental fruit, and cheese. My cookies, however, were much admired and enjoyed.

So now I’m tired, wondering what happened to the booksellers, wondering how to rally them en masse next year, and ready to be done with this event for another whole year.

Posted in Uncategorized on 08/13/2007 02:54 am | 6 Comments

ALVIN!

Somehow, my husband found a trailer for the live-action, Shrek-style animation Alvin and the Chipmunks movie scheduled to come out this December. And then…he let my sons watch it over and over and over…. Now they can quote it and do, and if you watch it, you’ll see just why it’s the perfect little clip for two little boys.

So now that they’ve been exposed to the Chipmunks, I wondered if a CD would be a good idea. What kid doesn’t love listening to that high-pitched, superfast, sorta garbled, babytalk chipmunk voice? I know I did. My husband is on record as against a CD (after letting them marathon-watch the trailer), but I surfed over to Amazon and let them listen to a few songs from one of the old albums. They loved it–of course, they loved it! So now it comes down to: can I possibly stand to listen to a CD full of those songs over and over and over again just to make my children happy? Maybe the Christmas CD…

Posted in Uncategorized on 08/10/2007 02:06 pm | 4 Comments

Thursday 13

By Popular Demand…

Thirteen Euphemisms Frequently Employed in Spicy Historical Romance Novels



Ladies First…

1. Center of her being

2. (Velvet) Sheath

3. Silken Passage

4. Moist Petals

5. Womanly Core

Now on to the men….

6. Purple-headed warrior

7. Member (used very tastefully IMHO in U.P.), often paired with ‘jutting’

8. Manroot (this one just gives me the heebie jeebies)

9. Velvet Sword

10. Male potentcy

11. Manhood

12. Promise of Future Delight

13. Turgid Shaft (ick!)

I have to admit, I had to do a little research to find enough to fill the list (I haven’t read too many historicals lately), and although they weren’t the stuff of romance novels, some of the ones I came across were hilarious. A few to remember…’Womb Weasel’, ‘dangly bits’, ‘The Rod of Lordly Might’, ‘Six Inches of Pink Steel’. But there were literally hundreds of these euphemisms. If only all this creativity could be channeled to a greater good…

If you have another good one, feel free to add it in the comments.


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Posted in Uncategorized on 08/07/2007 09:52 pm | 12 Comments