Rodeo, Schmodeo

Yesterday was a medley of firsts for me.

First time I’ve ever ridden a Houston city bus.

First time I’ve ever been in Reliant Stadium, home to the Houston Texans.

First time in the approximately twenty-five years I’ve been living in this city that I’ve made it to the Houston Rodeo.

Turns out, I’m not much of a rodeo girl. Apparently the Houston Rodeo is the biggest rodeo in the country and the biggest carnival in the state of Texas. And my husband got us tickets during Spring Break, on Family Value Day, so the place was crawling with people. Basically, I felt like the carnival part of things was a tawdry, disorganized DisneyWorld. The Hall of Mirrors took my kids about five seconds to work their way through and when they emerged at the exit, they couldn’t help looking around, befuddled, wondering when they got to the good part.

As for the rodeo part, it felt like the whole thing was tainted with animal cruelty. Although…I have to admit, I did enjoy watching the Mutton Busters: helmeted five and six-year-olds that latched themselves like ticks onto the backs of sheep and held on until they either slid off or the sheep stopped running out of sheer exasperation. Once released from the child’s clutches, the sheep hurried over to his buds on the opposite end of the little corral for some much-needed moral support.

And as I am still in the early stages of my new book, I’m throwing character names around on the page and in my mind. So I was very interested in the list of rodeo competitors…Tyler, Cory, Wes, Wyatt…even a Taos. But my favorite, by far, was Howdy Cloud. That just sounds so happy. Sadly, it’s not quite right for my purposes.

I can comfortably say that I could go another twenty-five years before visiting the rodeo again.

Posted in Houston Rodeo on 03/18/2010 08:27 pm | 5 Comments

I Got Bread!

Well, technically I got starter–Amish Friendship Bread starter. I don’t know if I should be embarrassed to admit this, but I have never been on the receiving end of any ‘bread starter’. From anyone. I’m not sure if that means I’m not the kind of friend that inspires a puddle of yeasty goo in a Ziplock. Or maybe it just means I’m never in the right place at the right time. Either way though, last night, I got some!*

Of course I splayed the bag out on the kitchen counter to admire it and subsequently poured over the instructions, topped with a little Amish horse and buggy clipart–totally authentic. I scanned them first, as is typical for me, and noticed the breakdown of tasks over the next ten days and the mention at the end of dividing it up to give away starter bags to new friends. And, of course, the warning that only the Amish know how to make this starter, so if all of it is given away, I’ll have to wait around till someone offers me some again. (And given my track record, I’ll no longer be baking then…)

Then, I move on to the recipe itself. And with the applesauce, vanilla, and cinnamon it is sounding very yummy. Then I reach the last ingredient: 1 large package of instant vanilla pudding. Instant vanilla pudding?? I didn’t notice any of that being whipped up during the movie Witness. I’d heard this bread was yummy–and why not?? It has an entire package of pudding in it!

Well it’s bubbling away on my counter right now. My older son has followed today’s directions already: “Mush the bag”. Unlike most chores, he was happy to do it.

Oddly enough, those directions had me thinking about the possibly of a ‘friendship bread’ blogger-style. What might that entail…? I’m looking forward to my Amish Pudding Bread.

* Well, I guess, technically, if I’m being honest, it was given to the family by my son’s friend’s mom. That will shortly be conveniently forgotten.

Posted in friendship bread on 03/15/2010 09:18 pm | 8 Comments

To Catch a Thief

Well, the saga continues…

The principal spoke to my son’s class today about the pilfered lunchbox items (still ongoing), but my husband is working on taking things to a whole other level…

by installing an alarm circuit in the lunchbox, triggered by a rubberband. Personally I think this would likely give the teacher a heart-attack or be seen as some sort of terrorist attack. I’m trying to talk him down. Right now the only thing stopping him is that the rubberband is a little ‘sensitive’.

Posted in lunch thief on 03/13/2010 12:26 am | 11 Comments