Book Review Club ~ May

I have mixed feelings about May–school is winding down and summer is gearing up. We’re not tied to a schedule, but that means there’s a lot of potential for ‘dead time’. My kids wait all year for summer but then they have nothing to do. Sigh. So I’m counting my days, treasuring my alone time, and storing up my patience reserves. (I don’t know why I bother–they’ll be depleted within the first week–maybe even the first day of summer vacation). But it’s Wednesday, so that means…another get together of Barrie Summy’s Book Review Club!

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The book I’ve chosen for this month’s Book Review Club is a comfort read: Murder Boogies with Elvis by Anne George. I’ve read it several times (along with the
other seven books in the Southern Sisters mystery series). This time I read it mostly outdoors in the last gasp of spring here in south Texas.

Patricia Anne Holloway and Mary Alice Crane are sixty-something sisters living in Birmingham, Alabama and occasionally stumbling over dead bodies. Patricia Anne is a petite retired schoolteacher and relatively normal. Mary Alice is six feet, two-hundred fifty pounds of firecracker. And their relationship is pretty darn perfect. Patricia Anne puts up with alot but gets her shots in with little sarcastic gabs that are lost on Mary Alice. The world Anne George has created is one I’d happily fall into.

In Murder Boogies with Elvis, Patricia Anne and Mary Alice are attending a fundraising concert to restore Birmingham’s Vulcan statue. (It sits in Vulcan Park,

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overlooking the city, an apron shielding the city from some frontal nudity but exposing some steel buns in the back. A few years ago, we were driving through Birmingham, and I insisted my husband stop to let me take a look.) PA is escorted by her husband Fred, MA is accompanied by the man she plans to marry in a month’s time, Virgil Stuckey. Part of the concert includes a Rockettes-style line of Elvis impersonators, including Virgil’s son and son-in-law.

During the high kicks, one of the Elvis’ is stabbed and tumbles down into the theater’s orchestra pit, right in front of the sisters. Their connection with two of the Elvis’ naturally keeps them fascinated and involved with the murder, not to mention the mystery surrounding the identity of the murdered Elvis. Add in the tensions involved in meeting your future in-laws, a trip to the police station–in handcuffs, and a six-foot tall molting grizzly bear, and you’ve got yourself a good ole Southern comfort read. So sit back, have a glass of Coke with ice (as Patricia Anne would do), and enjoy! Before long, you’ll be looking for the other seven books in the series.*

* This is the final book in the series–Anne George passed away after writing this one.

Posted in anne george, book review club, vulcan on 05/05/2010 09:30 am | 13 Comments

Utter Hodge-Podge

Memorable quotes from yesterday:

A dad to a group of boys playing basketball on the playground after school.

“No kicking or hitting each other–that’s what girls do.”

Um…what?

My husband said, “So, did all the girls on the playground start hitting him and kicking him for saying that?”

My son while trying to convince me to let him play video games before doing his homework… (it’s slightly abridged, otherwise it’d be an entire paragraph)

“But I had a really hard day today. We get table points and the teacher said 10 pts to the table who gets quiet first, so I said, ‘Hey guys, 10 pts!’ But Brianna and Alex were arguing over who was better, fairies or mermaids.”

I’m even laughing as I write this.

My husband says, “Everyone knows that mermaids are better.” I looked at him oddly and he whispered to me, “They’re topless.”

And a great (addictive) website from my mom…

Posted in good times on 05/04/2010 03:24 pm | 3 Comments

I’m not ready to be rich.

I don’t honestly know what I would do if I suddenly became the next J.K. Rowling. I’m not so much talking about being a publishing phenom–more a billionairess. It’s possible I’d still be watching the Target ads, jumping on price adjustments, coupons, and sales. I’m not sure I could ever justify spending more than a reasonable amount on everyday walk-around clothes, housewares, shoes, etc. Because everybody must have their ‘ridiculous point’, past which they simply cannot go; it’s impossible to justify. But would it shift if the money were there?

Target has sold me probably 40% of what is currently in my house today. That’s just an estimate, but it seems accurate. Basically I’m wondering, how a person could go from spending $15-$30 on a piece of clothing to spending $75-$100. Now I’ve splurged–I’ve totally splurged–and it feels completely decadent, and I realize everytime I wear or feel or gaze at the splurged upon item that it’s better quality and is special partly because it was a splurge. (In the same vein, I can also look at an item and know that it’s special partly because I got an awesome deal on it.) But the fact that I splurged is in my head–so how would I feel if I was regularly splurging? Would my head be buzzing with calculations, regrets, and guilt? Would I ever be able to simply relax and indulge? I can’t say.

I will tell you that it was these undeniably lovely little teacups from Anthropologie (my retail nemesis) that got me thinking about this…four handmade porcelain teacups for $128. Beautiful, but unjustifiable (at least to me) at this point in time.

These Liberty of London for Target mugs, on the other hand, can be had for $19.99 a set.

Posted in splurging, Target on 05/03/2010 03:43 am | 8 Comments