I need some fashion advice. I’ve been invited to one of those murder mystery parties, and this one has a Love Boat theme. When I got the invitation, I was thrilled…I looooved The Love Boat. I had to beg my dad to watch it, seeing as he viewed it as a ‘ridiculous program’ and a ‘waste of time.’ Just to give you an idea, virtually every program my brother and sister and I might have had even a vague interest in watching was judged in precisely the same way. My dad was a Nova pusher, with a little Carl Sagan mixed in.
Anyway, with the party having a Love Boat theme (cue music…The Looooove Boat…set a course for adventure, your mind on a new ro-mance....), I need to dress in some sort of 70’s costume. The difficulty, other than I don’t currently own any 70’s style clothes that I’m aware of, is that my role in the mystery is rather conservative. Consequently, I don’t think I should be coming in wearing bell-bottoms, a flowy, flowery blouse, and psychedelic sunglasses. Nor do I want to. And no mini-dresses with big white collars and only two inches of coverage
So none of this…
but maybe something like this…although I don’t have any of those boots…






